Just for fun, let’s assume a really fanciful, utterly unimaginable set of circumstances - a real screwball fantasy: Let’s say that a group of religion-drunk psychopaths with dreams of paradise flew a pair of commercial aircraft full of screaming passengers into the twin towers of the World Trade Center in New York City on, say, September 11th, 2001

A source tells me that the Icelandic volcano eruption that has been spewing ash and inconvenience all over Europe lately has negated every single effort we have made over the last half a decade to control the dreaded CO2 emissions that are CHOKING OUR PLANET and DESTROYING MOTHER EARTH and causing Al Gore to go all red in the face

As we all know, the United States Post Office is having some issues - facing billions of dollars in losses and kicking around a few ideas to cut costs - curtailing delivery on Saturday, or only delivering every other piece of junk mail (just kidding about that last bit) The USPS came rattling its tin cup during the Great Bailout months of 2009, but the feds had already forked over all their bailout funds to GM and AIG

Postcards, bah Pointy corners that could put an eye out

I have to admit I don’t know much about theoretical physics Who does

There was a theory going around a few years ago that the age of the internet would mean the end of print advertising Like a lot of theories, that one has turned out to be wrong

Your business card is your identity in a small format Because it is typically the first introduction a client has with your company, it is vitally important to have a card that puts across the right message

"One day Chicken Little was walking in the woods when—KERPLUNK—an acorn fell on her head 'Oh my goodness

Having worked for so long on a Macintosh, a far superior (and, admittedly, slightly more expensive) computer, I have been spoiled; and have lost touch with you afflicted proletarians, toiling under the grim and unforgiving aegis of the Microsoft Death Star It is easy for us, the enlightened and blessed minority, to forget what it’s like out there for the oppressed masses, cringing virtually every moment of your waking lives under Microsoft's cruel lash of conformity and enforced dysfunction

Without further ado, here is the skinny on postage rates and regulations on postcards: 4” x 6” or 425” x 6" postcards These mail at a first class individual stamped rate of 27 cents each

Printed postcards are probably the most economical form of printed advertising since the introduction of ink and paper Postcards can be printed in just about any size