- By Jeff Piper
- Published June 8, 2008
- Society
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Rating:
Unrated

With Father's Day looming on the horizon like a big Death Star, it's time to sit back and think hard about what you'll be offering Dad this year as total compensation for his years of paying for your Garanimals, Sugar Pops, and education
I know nothing will ever top - in your mind - the beer hat you bought him when you were 12 or the World's Best Dab coffee mug you made in kindergarten, when you still weren't always batting 100% on that whole confusing difference between 'd' and 'b